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Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
by Pteropus December 14, 2023
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Blowing up this bathroom

Taking the largest most smelliest SHIT in the world.
"Dude, I'm blowing up this bathroom right now."

"What does that mean?"

"I'm taking the most Earth rumbling shit."
by hotcutie February 6, 2024
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December 7th school bathroom extravaganza

A day where all college kids go into the bathroom together and exchange private parts in exchange for free A+’s
John: Hey Lily wanna go to the bathroom for December 7th school bathroom extravaganza and exchange of private parts? Lily: Yeah that sounds fun since you’re a sigma alpha male, We should bring all the other students. John: Yes that’s a great idea Lily.
by InvisiB1e December 1, 2023
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school gym bathroom

Even worse than regular school bathrooms. Depending on if it is an exterior gym or interior, you can expect to find crickets and other insects in:

The toilets
The urinals
The showers
The floor
All of the above
A living nightmare. Don’t even use them at your own risk unless it’s the winter. NEVER during the spring or summer.
Person 1: Yo, you hear Jimmolethew throwing up?
Person 2: Yeah, someone said he went to the school gym bathroom.
by unused username February 20, 2024
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just go to the bathroom

Usually used in texting where the recipient is told “just go to the bathroom” to send nude photos
Just go to the bathroom,” he sent in a text to his partner.
by Mylo300 April 7, 2024
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Gender Neutral Bathroom

A bathroom for people who don't identify as male or female.
Though, transgender people who aren't "out" yet have also been known to use these.
Sometimes, the line to the bathroom of your identified gender is too long though and you may decide to use the gender neutral bathroom instead, which is totally fine, it's called the gender neutral bathroom for a reason.
Person 1 : "Where's Skye?"
Person 2 : "In the gender neutral bathroom.
by VeeTheBean June 29, 2024
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The vape bathroom capital of the world, you can’t use the shitter without smelling god knows what invading your lungs. Not to mention the kids get dumber every year.
Dude it smells like shit in here.

Reminds me of the Dobbs middle school bathrooms!
by HoraceMannHater February 21, 2026
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