Blowjob nails

when you get your nails all snazzed up to suck wiener

Ooo home girl got a nice manicure!! Diggin the blowjob nails!

by CODgamer013 August 20, 2021

crunchy blowjob

A blowjob with teeth

guy: Hey bro how was your night

guy2: Pretty good i got a crunchy blowjob

by Fac3.XEX March 14, 2019

British Blowjob

Blowjob after which person A that receives it ask person B that was making it

"Do you want some tea?"
After which person A starts peeing at mouth of person B.

Do you want have some British Blowjob?
yeah I like this taste at morning.

by Travair January 13, 2022

horse blowjob

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Nick was arrested for giving a horse blowjob.

by ComradeJames January 9, 2021

obama blowjob

when obama blowjob

friend 1: yo whats up
friend 2: YO OBAMA BLOWJOB!!!

by frosty_rosiee March 26, 2021

Spicy Blowjob

When a hooker that just ate 15 ghost peppers, drank 5 bottles of texas pete, ate the spiciest chip in the world, and topped it off with carolina reaper seeds gives you a blowjob thus making your penis spicy

"My wife gave me a spicy blowjob, i know because her sister said i tasted spicy"

by Twink Fucker named Fishstick April 8, 2021

walking blowjob

Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.

"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."

"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)

by edw007 May 19, 2021