Swimmer's blowjob

When you have to come up for air while giving a blowjob. Similar to how swimmers come up for air while racing.

Friend 1: She kept pausing to breath while she was giving me head.
Friend 2: Dude, sounds like you got a swimmer's blowjob.

by b-hole6969 May 27, 2016

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colonial blowjob

The same as a regular blowjob, but with wooden teeth.

“Martha stole my teeth the other night and gave me a rousing colonial blowjob the other night.” - George Washington

by Rosie-no-4 October 29, 2017

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Florida blowjob

When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.

Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.

by aidenthesnork March 2, 2020

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Blowjob Barbara

A guy with long hair you gives blowjobs to other guys

Ah have you seen kolby? Yeah he's a blowjob Barbara

by Turkey Dinosaur December 9, 2020

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simolian blowjob

When a girl starts chewing on your dick while giving you a blowjob, like a starving Simolian.

This girl I met gives the best Simolian Blowjob.

by InvisibleCobra May 9, 2017

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When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he’ll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex. This one is a dumpy, butt- ugly, uninteresting trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.

What could possibly be the allure — she sounds skanky?

That HoodRat is cheap. Keeps her mouth closed and legs open, and will give Blowjobs for Beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1

Omg that skanky HoodRat is embarrassing! No wonder he keeps her hidden. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she’s just a temporary distraction now —he’s got money problems. She’s annoying and smells like a DP too but she’ll give Blowjobs for Beer. Sucks Dick for a $1

by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023

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