dong bender

1. The act of bending someones dong.
2. One who enjoys bending the male penis. Usually done with the mouth.

Do you think Robbies gay? Ya he's a total dong bender.

by A.P.K. May 16, 2003

A bendy one

What you say as a response when someone says they are "as straight as a ruler"

Tim: What? You think I'm... I'll tell you right now, that I'm as straight as a ruler
Bob: A bendy one.

by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010

bender

The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.

Though his penis burned when he peed, John could not remember what happened on Labor Day weekend because he was on a three day bender.

by Joe Schmoe May 13, 2005

bendejo

slang, derisive, meaning 'dickhead'

Can't you drive like a human being? You stupid bendejo!

by The ORIGINAL Claymore May 9, 2006

Bendegúz Farkas

The fittest and hardest guy on the planet

That Bendegúz Farkas guy is so hard geez.

by Mazza King November 22, 2018

Agenda Benda

A politician who hides the nuts, and bolts, of their policy until the last moment, where it is revealed to be something completely different and unexpected. A political transvestite, if you will.

Man, I sure hope Obama doesn't turn out to be an agenda benda.

by Mikey The Comic February 3, 2010

gender-bender

A person who sees gender as a sociocultural construction and not something innate. Because genders are roles we play, and not something inherant, gender is something that can be turned on or off, tuned in or out and will. Because of this, someone who bends gender might wear baggy pants and pee standing one day, and crack out heels and a corset the next. People can bend gender in many ways and contexts, and because of this, people who are of any gender or sexual orientation can be gender-benders.

Sometimes, I feel sexy in a slinky dress and lipstick. Sometimes I feel handsome in a button down and tie. Sometimes I wear ties with skirts, corsets and cufflinks. I am a gender-bender, and I can bend gender norms to fit my conception of who I am.

by Kar in Garage July 3, 2007