banana turd

When u dip your dick skin in chocolate butter and stick it up your wifes queef hole and she yells holy shit fuck me again Jonny you got me

That bitch is getting the banana turd u got me

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

banana splitters

The bright yellow, protective cover guards that come on both the Charger and the Challenger. Mopar heads refuse to remove these after receiving their car although they’re supposed to. Their bright yellow, offensive appearance has led people to call them “bananas” or “banana splitters.”

Do you see that mopar idiot? He still has his fuckin’ banana splitters on.

by Angel Nichole July 18, 2021

eating bananas

2 dudes deep throating each other at the same time in the 69 position.

Guy #1: What are you doing this weekend?
Chuck: Staying most of weekend in CLE with Rich
Guy #1: Are you guys gonna get a hotel? And make a video together?
Chuck: Yup. Eating Bananas

by T-rash February 10, 2018

Banana power

When you eat a banana there is slight chance to gain the “banana power”
This does absolutely nothing except make you feel like a banana.

-Hey dude you want a banana?
-*eats banana*
-So did you lik-
-BANANA POWERRRRRRRR

by IAteHerMelon May 6, 2020

banana fucking

The act of cutting a plantain to the length of your dick, extrtacting the contents from the peel, and FUCKING it

P1: My GF went on a trip tonight, so once she left, I restarted an old guilty pleasure...
P2: Oh?
P1: I did some banana fucking.
P2: You need help, bruh.

by Doctor Fucker January 29, 2017

liquid banana

a banana that has been boiled for 20 minutes in a microwave (warning: do not try, just a joke)

man, i sure love to drink liquid banana

by Flatdroopy November 30, 2016

Distance banana

When someone offers you a banana from afar; for example, across a crowded room.

“Did you just hear Greg offer me a distance banana in front of everyone?”

by Dirty Matty May 8, 2019