Greasy Banana

When a banana is wedged into a females anus, and then peeled and eaten by another female.

Bob: How was prom last nigh, Zeke?

Zeke: It was okay, there were a lot crazy people there...

Bob: I heard Samantha gave Mary a greasy banana.

by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 22, 2011

Spiked banana

A spiked banana is an uncircumcised cock

Did u know Rick has a spiked banana?

No, but I guess it is #notrim

by Dylan Norman Maxedon October 25, 2017

Banana Falafel

When a man places a banana inside the bellybutton of a woman, and then drapes a falafel over it in a blanket like way. He then places the other end of the banana inside his own bellybutton and proceeds to gyrate. This is extremely sexual, and causes both parties to achieve awesome sexual pleasures almost instantly.

Girl: I think we should try a Banana Falafel next
Boy: Alright, I'll get the banana, you get the Falafel.

by McPLaura April 21, 2011

banana fucking

The act of cutting a plantain to the length of your dick, extrtacting the contents from the peel, and FUCKING it

P1: My GF went on a trip tonight, so once she left, I restarted an old guilty pleasure...
P2: Oh?
P1: I did some banana fucking.
P2: You need help, bruh.

by Doctor Fucker January 29, 2017

Distance banana

When someone offers you a banana from afar; for example, across a crowded room.

“Did you just hear Greg offer me a distance banana in front of everyone?”

by Dirty Matty May 8, 2019

Banana shoulder

Constant joyful paranoia

“Kevin’s got a case of banana shoulder” “ oh, yeah I know he has been having joyful paranoia all morning due to the fact he could get a rim job any second”

by Poopsnitch69 March 23, 2023

liquid banana

a banana that has been boiled for 20 minutes in a microwave (warning: do not try, just a joke)

man, i sure love to drink liquid banana

by Flatdroopy November 30, 2016