Australian flashbang

shaving a live flashbang inside your partners ass and then yelling fire in the hole and diving to the other side of the bed.
he yelled fire in the hole too early when doing an Australian flashbang
by bonner_3 March 26, 2025
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Australian Breath Mint

The act of gaping your partners anus, then shooting tic tacs in the open hole like basketball while yelling, "From down unda!".
I gave my girl the ol Australian Breath Mint last night.
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Australian

someone who's permanately upside down and they're stupid fucking toilets spin in the wrong direction
"hey Paul are you australian?" "yea." "fuck you and your toilet Paul"
by the penn November 28, 2019
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Australian Cone Pipe

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.
Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024
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Australian road train

A phrase that sounds like an innuendo, but isn't.
-"That sounds just like an Australian road train, if ya know what I mean"

-No! I don't!
by Knightmusic December 25, 2020
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Australian Snow Plow

The act of a man sitting on top of a women's face getting his ass ate, "down unda", while simultaneously titty fucking her.
Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl and I tried! I gave her the Australian Snow Plow and she did not leave disappointed!

Make sure to shower before we get it on tonight, I want you to give me the ol' Australian Snow Plow baby!
by Stinky Bhole June 20, 2024
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