Ape Shit

Verity going ape shit on herself with a wine bottle.

Ape shit, steam forming masturbation

by APESHITking June 9, 2012

Schrödingers Ape

Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.

All their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödingers Ape paradox.

by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021

Viscous Ape

When you black out on say alcohol or said substance, and you do things you can't remember the next day and your friends tell you all about it.

"Man, look at bob. He threw chairs all over the stadium and stomped on my beef franks, Bob's a Viscous Ape man!"

by The Dark Abyss July 8, 2015

Aj the ape

Sexy ass mf named AJ Jardine

AJ the ape loves to swing his meat in my throat

by Aj the ape January 14, 2021

True AP

True ap is the safe and pg 14 alternative to the term: True af (true as f**k) Safe and friendly for the whole family :)

Camilla: Toronto was so fun
Rachel, Layla, and Erika: True AP!

by rango emma February 22, 2022

Faux-AP

A person (generally under age 50) who poses online as a much older person or over retirement age. Phrase first coined by Aly of Thanet in conversation with Rob of Thanet.

I was chatting with a faux-AP last night on Tinder.

by Rob Seeker December 27, 2020

Titty ape

A hairy woman who is so angry or aggressive that she screams at the top of her lungs and pounds on her big titties, creating a 4.5 on the Richter scale

Someone call 911! I’m being attacked by a wild titty ape!

by Can you burn a Luigi board August 16, 2019