my anus

n. 1. not your anus!
2. A small (or big) opening on the bottom (or top if I'm some sort of alien) of my ass.

Taking a trip to my anus is more dangerous than climbing Mt Everest.

by Cameron May 30, 2004

anus fish

a common cut down in El Paso

Shut the hell up anus fish.

by COCKBLOCK September 28, 2003

anus punch

a punch straight to the big round floppy anus of caroline.

that caroline looks like she needs an anus punch!

by caroline avila August 21, 2011

The Looog Anus

While having a full erection,seek the highest point in the room. Dresser step ladder ect. While on the platform preform a graceful swan dive onto ur partner with erection sklidding perfectly into the anus, not only causing an orgasim but contracting Aids/HIV as well.

While preforming the Looog anus he snapped his dick.

by Crazycatbitch11 January 17, 2019

Missle anus

Explosive, fire diarrhea

I had a missle anus last night bro.

by BillyBob Jim Thorton Caruthers May 6, 2018

Anus grating

The act of having rough anal sex while wearing a sand paper condom

Jill, why are you walking funny?

Last night my boyfriend got experimental and went anus grating.

by Ditty2u February 23, 2021

sheep anus

Someone with a hairy asshole.

Man, did your see that dude? When his pants came down you see so much hair on his was, it was a damn sheep anus!

by allahu Ackbar March 24, 2017