anal summoning

when your shit is so bad it feels like a demon is being summoned from your ass

Person 1: Holy shit! Are you okay? You were in the bathroom for 30 minutes!
Person 2: I don’t know. I just experienced an anal summoning.

by blurrylights February 13, 2019

Anal period

When you've been drinkin' well liqour and Schlitz for days on end and you finally have to take a shit. When you sit down on the toilet and your asshole explodes with straight nasty brown liquid. Nothing solid, just liquid shit splatter all over the place.

Hey girl, I finally got my anal period today!

by Mr. McGigglepuff November 30, 2011

anal toot

Someone who snorts cocaine up their ass.

anal toot- Ahhh that was a good one, let me get another.

by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014

anal landscaper

the act of being a complete homo, or a word used to increase your chances of hurting someone when cussing them out

god, that jalin kid is such an anal landscaper. Who the hell flirts with their football coaches?

by napoleonniggermuffin April 26, 2010

Anal Schplinter

A splinter that is unfortunately obtained in a stripper's anus whilst sliding down a wooden stripper pole during a performance in an eco-friendly strip club.

Kristal's performance was sadly cut short when she received an anal schplinter on her first trip down the bamboo stripper pole.

by Aaddam August 19, 2012

anal 2.0

when you have four dicks in you and it feels good

3 dicks in your ass 1 in the pussy

omg anal 2.0 feels so good

by bigdickbandit69420 April 9, 2021

Anal Glaucoma

You can't see your ass coming to work today.
Reason used as an excuse when a person does not want to go to work.

My co-worker claimed Anal Glaucoma. When I asked what it was, someone said, "He couldn't see his ass coming to work today."

by Colombian English Teacher October 22, 2009