My 2 inch defeater

Your 2 inch penis.

Friend: MATH!!

Me: My 2 inch defeater can whirl around and shit

by GoGo_Gadget March 15, 2025

inch shit

An insufferable short person.

Just like those one inch shits that hurt and are annoying!

You goddamn inch shit

by Shortykings March 21, 2024

11 and a half inches

A really big dong.

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.

by EmsyXx October 10, 2020

alley inch

Any unspecified unit of measurement in undefined inches, feet etc. that is required to fit object A past or into space B.

Hey will you move that dumpster over just an alley inch so I can get my car by.

Please give me just another alley inch of room to get my bicycle into the garage.

by Mezomitch August 14, 2009

The Extra Inch

Podcast (whatever that is) about Tottenham Hotspur

Did you listen to the new episode of The Extra Inch yet?

by creamfirst August 26, 2021

Naim/Naiman inch

When one of your friends has a huge, unbelievably big, and lush cock. Even the sluttiest of them all can't take it without gasping for air.

Person 1: Yamar tom naimtai har pisda ve!

Person 2: Minii Naim/Naiman inch iig medermeer baina uu galzuu gichii min?

by Ariuka May 28, 2024

Inch

Commenly refereed to as an hour of sleep from people in the financial industry; or the length of your appendage

“Severe lack of inches last night lads”
“An abundance of inches had over the weekend”

by Supertuscan88 September 9, 2018