an amazing person with great music taste and funny humour and great taste in movies and shows, will correct you're grammar alot which is very scary. always use the right grammar around them.
"oh my god is that THE Matilda Alice Robinson with great music taste and great taste in movies and shows??"
by matildasbiggestfan August 4, 2025

by hay gurl December 9, 2017

When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024

"Alice stop!"
by Butter bread March 12, 2020

Lovely girl loves to fart subtly on top of men so beware. Pretty phat ass wit some nice mommy milkers n a dodgy personality that some find funny but some don’t
by aw5917042 November 22, 2021

by Beanbeater2008 September 21, 2020
