Was that before or after you raped him?

Used when one does not know how to respond to a really lame story or long drawn out explanation.

Guy A: "I took my dog for a walk today"
Guy B: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

Person 1: "Dennis and I went to blah blah blah. It was so rad, yo "
Person 2: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

by TurboTorb March 15, 2011

after sex phone call

Shows that the caller has his penis in a vice by the call reciever.

Paul is making the after sex phone call.

by Larry December 17, 2002

the squirrels are after me

the squirrels are after me,
the squirrels are after me,
because because because because

<b>because they think I have nuts!</b>

the squirrels are after me,
the squirrels are after me,
because because because because

because they think I have nuts!

by rhcpchik February 19, 2005

After unloading an MP5 clip

An action taken after spotting a live dowdell in the wild.

I feel better after unloading an MP5 clip into that dowdell

by Jagger March 13, 2003

80's after school special

Totally Un believable, Un relatable, Un realistic drama with a lesson

80's after school specialJonathan steal candy from corner store. Laughed all the way home. Found out his mom is dying and the only thing thatvwill save her is the sales of those candies frim good lo Mr Ortega that helps the community is putting on fund raiser. And though Jonathan maid more then enough money volunteering to sell the most candies his heart was heavy. He needs to tell the truth.
2020 80's after school special
John cheats on Teresa with Stacy and lies about it. Teresa calls Stacy to confront her. Stacy said ots not me its him you need to talk to. John wont talk Teresa leaves John.

Newly single Teresa then gets asked out asked out on a date with Shilo. Excited for new energy, she agrees. Shilo pickes her up and goes to hos favorite place for pizza. ... when Tammy walks up. His ffiance. Dum da da dum Teresa has a 80's after school specieal on her hands.... does she get defensive and tell the girl off or remember confrontimg another girl in the same boat recently......whats the rigjt thing to do,?

Who gives a shit! Sounds like a 80's after school special to me!

by Im 5280 Tiny May 9, 2020

After the show comes the shit cart.

Old saying from WW1 used by soldiers returning to the trenches after being on leave in England

Soldier #1; Poor Tom bought it hardly a day after returning from leave in London!"

Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."

by OneWhoKnowsBetter January 24, 2020

No White after Labor Day

Rule of thumb(for girls only) starting the holiday of "Labor Day". You arn't allowed to date/mess around with anyone of the caucasian race until memorial day of the next summer. (can be used for anyone of any racial background)
Also known as "out of season"

kindof like when you see a girl wearing white pants in mid October...you think to yourself.."What the hell is she thinking out in public like that?!?! "

Dude camilla...did you see that girl? She totally broke the "No white after labor day Rule"...I'd never been seen with a guy of that "shade" after Labor Day.
"Tell that guy that you will give him a call when summer starts..its way past his "season."

by Julie M December 3, 2005