When you are walking down the street and stupid foreigners stop in front of you because the light is red, even though there are no cars coming.
Matt: Sorry it took me so long to get here, I got Time Squared like 5 times on the walk over.
Josh: Yeh I hate those stupid tourists
Josh: Yeh I hate those stupid tourists
by Angry New Yorker November 30, 2011
Like a circle jerk but for women. A bunch of girls get in a circle and compete to see who cums first. First appearance is in the story Silent Striker by Ghosthatesjames.
"I've been tellin' you man! Circle jerks the best!" The I-JamaicanGuyInABox said.
"No that is square fingering!" Blake said.
"The hell is that?" Her girlfriend asked.
"Circle jerks for women!"
"No that is square fingering!" Blake said.
"The hell is that?" Her girlfriend asked.
"Circle jerks for women!"
by AlpacasMafia October 25, 2015
Fucking Britney’s back squared out after having that kid!
Ask for the little Mexican girl with the square back she cleans my car amazing!
“Why doesn’t your jeans fit you right? your square back gives a mushroom top”
“Yo ..I thought that was a dude from behind with that hoodie on her square back”
“Fucking girl scared me, she’s a real brute with those broad shoulders and square back”
Ask for the little Mexican girl with the square back she cleans my car amazing!
“Why doesn’t your jeans fit you right? your square back gives a mushroom top”
“Yo ..I thought that was a dude from behind with that hoodie on her square back”
“Fucking girl scared me, she’s a real brute with those broad shoulders and square back”
by Judgerichie December 08, 2018
A foursome with two men and two women. One man must be passed out from drinking. Ideally, he is totally unaware of the threesome that is taking place right next to him.
I was 99.9% sure that Jay would visit Nashville again after he completed a Devil's Square by banging those two cuties on the bed next to Josh.
by HappyGoJacky October 12, 2018
The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.
"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."
"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
by UWbadgers16 February 19, 2009
by m0ntana May 15, 2021
The act of dragging your friends around outside in hopes you will find a nice used cigarette on the ground. It usually marks the point of extreme addiction. It's common among poor desperate teenagers. Some people may be so addicted they'll advance their square hunting to going on peoples porches and taking cigarettes out of ash trays.
Example 1:Addict: " Ayee dawg u wanna go hunt?"
Friend: " Hunt for some whores :D ?"
Addict: " Nahh some squares!"
Example 2 : Girl: " What are you doing what did you pick up off the ground??"
Guy: " Oh I saw a shiny penny"
Girl: " Have you been Square Hunting again??"
Guy: " maybe.."
Friend: " Hunt for some whores :D ?"
Addict: " Nahh some squares!"
Example 2 : Girl: " What are you doing what did you pick up off the ground??"
Guy: " Oh I saw a shiny penny"
Girl: " Have you been Square Hunting again??"
Guy: " maybe.."
by Det747 May 04, 2012