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May 9

Sit by you girlfriend day and kiss her in front of all your friends
Hey it's may 9th go sit by your girl
by Maya96_6838652 May 6, 2022
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Silly Mays

A god, a powerful being that is beyond a human. He comes from his home planet Saturn. Wears a straw hat
Wow that guy is as powerful as Silly Mays
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Mellow May

31 days of sobriety and absence from the jol. No drinking, smoking or heroin may be done during this period. This break is traditionally taken over the month of May but can be done anytime throughout the calender year.
"Hey Mike, shall we go get blackout tonight? I've got 2 cases of beer and a bottle of home made tequila I bought off a homeless man."

"Sorry broziff, it's Mellow May - I have to knit a scarf and send a few faxes."
by Rampant-Seahorse June 5, 2014
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MAY 10

May 10 is national kick siblings day! So if you have siblings, prepare to kick them!
I can't wait to kick my sister on MAY 10, National kick my siblings day!!!
by Dictionary Carrot December 11, 2020
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May 9th

The day were Joe tells his crush Eli, that he is in love with him.
Did you hear?
Since it's May 9th, Joe confessed his love to Eli.
by Daddy Thomas May 7, 2022
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jessica may

Jessica May is a beautiful MILF who is very sensitive and longing for the world to love her she's got amazing brown eyes and legs that any man would fall for. She's clingy when she's around pure hearts and loyal friends but it's only because she is so shy about matters of the heart. If a Jessica May ever kisses you it means you are the one because they don't kiss anybody. Most Jessica May's are better understood when others meet them as one Lucky Lady. They truly love with all their hearts and only want to find the Clyde to Their Bonnie, Micky to Their Malorie, and of course Their Joker to Their Harley Quinn.
Jessica May is always got the sexeist shoes.
by Love family friends and life October 23, 2018
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May 13th

“Hey wanna hold my hand”

“Ew no”

“But it’s May 13th 😏”

“Oh well in that case 😏”
by drekalisous May 10, 2022
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