Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.

April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.

by Reedski January 30, 2022

pennis

An online exchange of dick pics between two gay people, who are in love with each other
(like tennis, but with dicks)

Oh, Mark and Rob are playing pennis again

Quit playing pennis and go out with him already!

by cassettechan December 21, 2024

Penny Jar

A term used to describe urban areas with a high concentration of poor blacks

Keep away from that penny jar at night if you don't want to be mugged.

by marylincoln April 10, 2011

Penny catcher

When someone bends over and you see the little slit of the top of their butt crack, named after its perfect size to fit a coin

"oi oi I just caught a glimpse of your penny catcher"

by JJB1234 April 10, 2022

Penny Pounder

In Mexico, this term is used to describe a woman so poor she bends over to pick up a "dropped" penny allowing instant access to the glory hole.

Joe: "Hey, I bet if I strategically place this penny, that Mexican chick will bend over to pick it up and I can bang that shit all night!"

Bob: "Yeah, she's such a Penny Pounder. I bet her glory hole is amazing!"

by SloppyHoe November 29, 2010

pretty penny

A person who is a 1 on the 1-10 hot scale but has a great personality.

Yeah Kayla is ugly but she's a pretty penny.

by YourBoyMatty June 11, 2016

Throwing pennies in a bowl

For when you want to make a bet that you will likely lose, but you won’t be out much if you do.

“How much do you think he gets paid for that?”
“Just throwing pennies in a bowl, I’d say not enough.”

by H1234545 June 27, 2018