dylan

i'm going to tickle your toes.

Dylan says: I'm going to tickle your toes
Girl Says: You look like a button

Dylan Says: I skipped school to get my sack right
Girl Says: You look like a pineaple on a tree come skip my sack right now
Dylan says: Okay you potato fucker baby girl

by Geneva Ayala June 21, 2018

Dylan

A guy who is loved by his girlfriend. Makes everyone laugh. He’s a great guy. When you are mad at him he will try everything to make it up to you . He’s an asshole most of the time but you still love him.

He’s such a Dylan

by Tvsfordays July 18, 2018

Dylan

He will be a heartbreaker. HE WILL BE THE WORST BISH U HAVE EVER MET he will be ugly, rude and stupid as Shiz.

"Ugh it's that ugly bish DYLAN"

by oof_gurl boo January 23, 2019

Dylan

Amazing hard working person the hottest guy you will ever meet The funniest guy In your class the one cracking Lots of jokes

Dylan will you be my boyfriend ?

by Posideonseagod September 20, 2018

Dylan

A complete asshole! An annoying as FUCK kid that will piss you off without even trying. A total bitch and enjoys looking at sex memes online. If you’ve got a Dylan in your life, try and kick him out!

Kid 1: Man, I hate Dylan! He is such an asshole!
Kid 2: Yeah, why, excactly, is he alive?
Kid 1: Who knows? Too bad he is alive. Dylan should be dead by now.

by Lil’ Angel Gal May 31, 2018

Dylan

Has a 100% chance of stealing your baby sisters heart. Even if she is 10. Most likely to be a douche/asshole. Thinks he’s the man.

Wow Dylan is such an ass.

by Reilly C June 6, 2018

Dylan

a fuckn dickhead who doesnt give aiden the good cheese and salami role and is a god in bed with his big ass willy that slays the ladies and leaves them sore for ages

Damn my pussy hurts, must of got fucked by a dylan

by jsbadjvbs June 8, 2018