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Crank

People or a person that shows no respect others....especially in a shared house...also known as mongs, retards and scroats.
Meredith "Hey guys it's -3 in this house what's the deal about turning the heating off on a daily basis?"

Guys " Erm.... what do you mean?"
Meredith "I'm fucking freezing that's what I mean?:
Guys "Oh I see....we will make sure it's on from now on".
Meredith" Your all a bunch of cranks....i'm going for a wank".
by X GON GIVE IT TO YA January 7, 2016
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Cranking

The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.
Sorry I was so long in the toilet, I was cranking.
by Tarmageddon April 3, 2021
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Cranking

Not what Maria thinks it is.
You can’t trust Urban Dictionary Maria, that’s not what cranking means.
by Pipsnob December 6, 2020
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Cranked

To have someone in your presence and get monetized for being around you
“She’s in my vlog to get cranked”
“I’m getting cranked right now
by Lipsy May 25, 2024
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Crank

“Me and my home boys cranked…with socks on of course.”
by Twatgoddess August 23, 2021
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Crank Music

High Powered fast paced bass music originating from Detroit created by DJ Body Mechanic.
by Body Mechanic November 21, 2019
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Crank a yankee

A British euphemism for giving an American a handjob.
“So Stacy, are you gonna crank a yankee tonight?”
by Kayakayak January 26, 2019
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