Greasy Banana

When a banana is wedged into a females anus, and then peeled and eaten by another female.

Bob: How was prom last nigh, Zeke?

Zeke: It was okay, there were a lot crazy people there...

Bob: I heard Samantha gave Mary a greasy banana.

by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 22, 2011

Banana shoulder

Constant joyful paranoia

“Kevin’s got a case of banana shoulder” “ oh, yeah I know he has been having joyful paranoia all morning due to the fact he could get a rim job any second”

by Poopsnitch69 March 23, 2023

banana kink

when someone shoves a banana up your ass, vagina, or both. :-)

someone shoves a banana up your booty "UGH YES DADDY HARDER"

basically what banana kink is use protection kids

by i dont have a life July 18, 2016

banana fucking

The act of cutting a plantain to the length of your dick, extrtacting the contents from the peel, and FUCKING it

P1: My GF went on a trip tonight, so once she left, I restarted an old guilty pleasure...
P2: Oh?
P1: I did some banana fucking.
P2: You need help, bruh.

by Doctor Fucker January 29, 2017

Music Bananas

A alternative name for cutest danganronpa ship aka Hiyobuki.

Person 1: I ship Music Bananas

Person 2: wh-

by DrDoom42 May 25, 2021

liquid banana

a banana that has been boiled for 20 minutes in a microwave (warning: do not try, just a joke)

man, i sure love to drink liquid banana

by Flatdroopy November 30, 2016

Distance banana

When someone offers you a banana from afar; for example, across a crowded room.

“Did you just hear Greg offer me a distance banana in front of everyone?”

by Dirty Matty May 8, 2019