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Smell By Date

The date at which food starts smelling bad, thus becoming inedible. This is normally several days after the sell by date.
Husband: Where is the bread?
Wife: I chucked it out, it was well past it's Smell By Date.
by HealthyLiving February 25, 2011
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dick dating

When you're only dating somebody for their dick
"Hey have you seen Stephanie's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, but she's just dick dating him"
by nuuuuuuu June 9, 2016
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schroedinger's date

when an interaction with someone is both a date and not a date, due to one party not clearly defining it as such beforehand
man: this is one of the nicest dates I've been on in a long time
woman: oh, um, is this a date?
man: I mean, I thought it was
woman: I thought we were just friends catching up
man: well, I called you last night to confirm we were still meeting up, which I only do for dates
woman: well, you didn't actually say it was a date

friend: yeah, it was a schroedinger's date. sorry, man.
by whirlpool4 June 30, 2016
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Groundhog date

A date that is a total replay of previous pointless, forgettable dates.
Hairdresser: How was your blind date?

Samantha: Totally boring. We talked about our work, how many siblings we have, our hobbies. No spark, just superficial chit-chat. It was just like every other lame date I've been on in the past month.

Hairdresser: Groundhog date.
by cherryblossom July 4, 2009
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date 68

Derived from the term "69" (sex position).

Date 68 is a first date, ending with a guy performing oral on a girl.
She date 68-ed him.
by ne falcon March 1, 2009
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play date

plans made with friends or someone of the other sex to hang out. You can not ditch on play dates! ever its against the whole way of play dates.
We had a play date today.

Wanna have a play date tomorrow
by andre nickatina April 24, 2006
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expiration dating

being with someone despite knowing that you have to separate in the near future.
I hate expiration dating, but he's so cute! I'll just date him until I go to school in the fall.
by valerie vodka May 31, 2014
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