half birthday december 5th

you will be very lucky to have this and a friend who gives you pressies on your dec 5th half birthday!

'I have a half birthday december 5th, that means im amazing!'

by ilooooveaxotlsss December 7, 2022

December 5th

National Ignore your boyfriend day!

On this day, you need to ignore your boyfriend. That means don’t stare at them and don’t communicate. (No texting/notes.) No hugging, kissing, (etc.)

If you’re a Single Pringle, ignore your crush or maybe a close friend.

Legend has it, if you last a whole 24 hours you will have good luck on Dec 9

My boyfriend came up to me, so I turned around and walked away because it was sadly December 5th.

by IeatPsata December 4, 2019

January 5th

On January 5th You can smack the mess out of ur best friends/friend/partner/sis or bother

On January 5th I’m going to smack the mess of my besties

by Idk know January 4, 2022

May 5th

Kiss your best friend day

On may 5th Kiss your best fiend and see if they like it

by Wlthiii May 4, 2022

April 5th

April 5th is national beat the fuck out of Trike v2 day

did you know april 5th is national beat the fuck out of trike v2 day

by Coral69420 March 26, 2021

5th of november

The 5th of november is national cucumber pet day. On the 5th of november, you have to give your pet a cucumber (a whole one) or your pet will summon the devil

«DUDE! My pet legit summoned the devil just now!»
«Did you give them a cucumber?»
«Why would i do that?»
«Because it is the 5th of november of course!! No wonder»

by Imgonnagetyouin2seconds November 3, 2019

January 5th

5 january is international man titty appreciation day . this day is henceforth and forever more dedicated to men's lovely firm man boobs in light of gender equality

January 5th is pronounced January the tit-th , "man did you see the knockers on that bird ? " ,"yeah man those are great and all but get a load of his chest melons"

by arkinsaw64 January 5, 2021