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MATH-9

On a TI-83/89 scientific calculator, pressing the 'MATH' button and then the '9' button prompts a function that enables the user to find the answer to a type of problem called a definite integral within a few keystrokes. The alternative to this is doing it all by hand, which is very time-consuming/tedious. So, by simply using "MATH-9" you save yourself some time and a headache. This can be loosely applied to situations in life that require work, but whoever is supposed to be doing that work is lazy/uninterested so they opt out of it by finding a simple alternative.
Bob: Ugh, my girlfriend was bugging me to mow the lawn all day!

Charlie: So did you give in or what?

Bob: Nah, I just MATH-9'd that shit and paid some neighborhood kid to do it.
by Rutherford Jones June 29, 2009
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Table 9

Being so 'uncool' that within a large group of people your deliberately isolated and stuck with all the rejects.
Person 1: She didn't even say hello to you?
Person 2: No, I was so totally table 9
by Mimi 'BabyFace' Adams July 21, 2009
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9/20

the raid is coming
ALLRIGHT GAMERS GET YOUR BATH WATER READY WE ABOUT TO RAIN ON 9/20
by JesusADNLAZARBUM August 4, 2019
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May 9

Grab every nigga In Yonkers dick
by Gabbyxmarie May 9, 2019
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9/11

A Day That Alot Of Americans Got Pissed Off.
Bob : Dude did you hear what happend yesterday (9/11)?

Jake: Yep....Alot of people are gonna get pissed off at that.
by Duplexblowfish December 25, 2009
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9:45

The time were something huge usually happens. Once this time occurs, the world will be in awe.
Wait until 9:45.
by Turntdude July 9, 2016
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alex the 9

alpharad and jo: haha alex the 9
by ok bruh March 22, 2021
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