Michael

Usually a Portuguese man, he sits in his room all day doing activities such as jacking off and smoking pot . Michaels have no life and no friends. They do not know how to get a girl but when they actually do they mess it up by accidentally shoving them into boxes and throwing them off a bridge. They often have either A chode or no dick at all. They are very ugly.

"I want to meet your son where is he"
"In his room smoking a joint"
"Must be Michael"

by Reereeree December 29, 2013

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Michael

A Chinese sweat shop worker that buys toys for his pet turtle named pete

Michael is a super nice co worker

by WRLD999 October 30, 2020

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Michaeled

Being punched unexpectedly after being greeted in a friendly manner by a ghetto black person name Michael.

Damn bro, I just got Michaeled.

by Dank Thrill October 15, 2015

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Michael

A Chinese sweat shop worker that buys toys for his pet turtle named pete

Michael is a super nice co worker

by WRLD999 October 30, 2020

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Michael

Basically the piglin love child of Ranboo and Tubbo on Dream SMP. He own a chicken and the chicken has another chicken (chicken-ception :D)

Headcanon: both Technoblade and Michael can speak piglin so they always talk in front of people on purpose to confuse them :D

Technoblade is the cool uncle, Tommyinnit is the chaotic uncle who acts like he hates Michael but clearly adore him very much, Philza is the chill, cool, swaggy grandpa, Ranboo is the more chill, doting father and Tubbo is the more chaotic doting father
Chat is the supportive neighbouring aunts and uncles

But we all love Michael :D

Ranboo and Tubbo: Hi Michael!
Michael: *turns to look at them*
Ranboo, Tubbo and chat: AWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH

Michael: exist
All of us: 💞Michael our beloved💞

by Whats ur fav flowers from 1970 May 12, 2021

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