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Cricket Stiff

Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.
Robbie ya fucking stiff. Fuck u love cricket cunt. Fucking cricket stiff
by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021
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cone cricket

Women who seek out sexy male road construction workers, love the smell of fresh asphalt and the color high visibility yellow.
That cone cricket out there at it again trying to hook up with dozer operator.
by Cndlstkmkr October 24, 2022
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Killed their Cricket

When someone is exhibiting irrational behavior and has disregarded their inner conscious. Similarly to Jiminy Cricket from Pinocchio.
They Killed their Cricket when they decided to yell at the waiter.
by Gekkouga7 May 25, 2021
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pepper cricket

A term used to describe a little black dog that has abilities do you have feistiness and cuteness level is out of control but her mouth smells like pure shit all the time With a personality that does not match her size at all. Hence the pepper cricket is a pitbull at heart but really she’s a schnorkie
What’s that over there? Oh that that’s just pet pet the pepper cricket.
by Gates fan 29 August 5, 2019
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Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?

Can't the person/people in question act normal/appropriate?
Man 01 (to Man 02): Hey, Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?
Man 02: That's what I'm saying, I mean it's absolutely reprehensible behaviour on their part!
by Toni Bobbins September 20, 2023
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Cum Cricket

A hoe who be jumping across every male in the friend group for the purposes of f*cking
That hoe was pulling a Cum Cricket on my homies
by _obsid4n_ February 16, 2024
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Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.
I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.
by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020
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