Little assholes who steal/misplace you belongings
The time gnomes put my phone in a can on paint when I wasn’t looking
by Albedo February 5, 2021
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an important period of life that you lose while watching bad youtube shorts
"Lexi you are the definition of time well wasted" -Gigachad Ryth
by M1nkyLover94 October 29, 2023
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reference to a single panel newspaper comic created by Jimmy Halto in fucking 1929 then the cunt died in 1963 and some Mexican "Al Scaduto" continued it till 2008
"they'll do it every time cartoon is a very nice cartoon al capone" said
by Jer Nig September 13, 2019
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The point of the night when you should stop eating carbs.
Brad: Hey, want anymore pizza?
Chris: Nah, it’s past my bread time.
by Cicciofer December 17, 2017
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A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards
Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?

Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you
by Female Charles Boyle June 30, 2019
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