noun, the garb worn directly after christmas by people who have recieved copious amounts of clothing, accescories and the like as gifts on christmas. Most often matching to the button in color, brand and pattern, Douche bag Christmas swagg is worn mostly by, but not limited to trailer trash, middle school kids, socially underdeveloped high schoolers and virgins. Spotted normally from December the 26th to about the 4th or 5th of January.
cool guy: So i went to the mall to return some of the stuff from christmas i didnt want and laughed at some cock sucker wearing matching DC shoes, hat, shirt, hoodie and ray ban knock off sunglasses.
other cool guy: yeah, hes rollin like a big shot in his Douche bag Christmas swagg. Most likely a virgin
other cool guy: yeah, hes rollin like a big shot in his Douche bag Christmas swagg. Most likely a virgin
by briggles December 09, 2010
When a man with peni (more than one penis) resembling a swiss-army knife uses the comb component to straighten a girl's eyebrows while she tea bags him.
Chadwell: Hey Billiam, last night Sarah-Beth definitely swiss army tea bagged me.
Billiam: Why did she do that?
Chadwell: Because her eyebrows were all out of whack.
Billiam: Why did she do that?
Chadwell: Because her eyebrows were all out of whack.
by Chicago AJ May 15, 2009
by Phunhog February 04, 2009
by Sik wit it February 22, 2007
1.(noun)The phrase "A bag of day old dicks" is used to describe someone who has been a bag of dicks for so long that they are outdated, or tend to smell. The phrase can also be used to desribe a topic that has been used and abused for so long that no one wants to hear it any longer.
2. The phrase can also be used to describe something that smells because it is rotten or just disqusting.
2. The phrase can also be used to describe something that smells because it is rotten or just disqusting.
That group of gutter punks on the corner just smelled like a bag of day old dicks when we walked by.
Yesterday we talked about bags of dicks for 12 hours straight until the bag of dicks grew to be a bag of day old dicks.
Yesterday we talked about bags of dicks for 12 hours straight until the bag of dicks grew to be a bag of day old dicks.
by Gene the fiend July 11, 2008
by Gauthier08 November 07, 2008
a fancy way of saying goon. cheap cask wine. it was been released from contrictions of its classy cardboard box and roams freely
bazz: hey Gazz, want a beer?
Gazz: no need mate, i will simply suckle from my silvery bag of goodness to my hearts content.
Bazz: i wish i'd thought of that, makes a nice hat too.
Gazz: no need mate, i will simply suckle from my silvery bag of goodness to my hearts content.
Bazz: i wish i'd thought of that, makes a nice hat too.
by Anje October 15, 2003