Open up a bag of chips

the odor of a fart; to foul up the air

Damn man, did you open up a bag of chips?

by Phunhog February 4, 2009

Swiss Army Tea Bag

When a man with peni (more than one penis) resembling a swiss-army knife uses the comb component to straighten a girl's eyebrows while she tea bags him.

Chadwell: Hey Billiam, last night Sarah-Beth definitely swiss army tea bagged me.

Billiam: Why did she do that?

Chadwell: Because her eyebrows were all out of whack.

by Chicago AJ May 15, 2009

Douche Bag Mother Fucker

A nickname given to people by Stalker Shout when they are acting stupidly.

"Nick quit being stupid"

"Well, I've got a nickname for you, Douche Bag Mother Fucker"

by Sik wit it December 14, 2008

bag of day old dicks

1.(noun)The phrase "A bag of day old dicks" is used to describe someone who has been a bag of dicks for so long that they are outdated, or tend to smell. The phrase can also be used to desribe a topic that has been used and abused for so long that no one wants to hear it any longer.

2. The phrase can also be used to describe something that smells because it is rotten or just disqusting.

That group of gutter punks on the corner just smelled like a bag of day old dicks when we walked by.

Yesterday we talked about bags of dicks for 12 hours straight until the bag of dicks grew to be a bag of day old dicks.

by Gene the fiend July 3, 2008

Put Him In a Body Bag

A phrase often yelled out at UFC events when the crowd goes silent and Joe Rogan is made a fool of.

Put him in a body bag.... shut up joe, get back to work

by Gauthier08 March 22, 2009

my silvery bag of goodness

a fancy way of saying goon. cheap cask wine. it was been released from contrictions of its classy cardboard box and roams freely

bazz: hey Gazz, want a beer?
Gazz: no need mate, i will simply suckle from my silvery bag of goodness to my hearts content.
Bazz: i wish i'd thought of that, makes a nice hat too.

by Anje October 14, 2003

pokin the trash bag

the act of sticking your phallus into a girl who has an acrid odor emitting from her 'giner

god i can't believe taylor is pokin the trash bag every night and cant get it up for any other girl even if he tries

by makelatackela June 11, 2006