Chuck Norris And Friends 

What the original title of the Bible was.

*ring ring*

This one guy-"Hello? Praise the Chuck."

That guy-"Dude let's go hang out come on! Go & you know..."

This one guy-"I'm really sorry man I can't, I just finished reading Chuck Norris And Friends & now I have to go worship Chuck Norris forever so he won't round-house kick me to the fiery pits of hell for all of eternity!!"

That guy-"...yaa......"

*hang-up*

Chuck Norris And Friends by LeNA mAy August 7, 2006

fried eggs 

Small, virtually flat breasts (egg white), with only a tiny nipple (egg yolk) protruding.

We were considering stopping at Denny's after the bar, but Calista offered to serve up her own fried eggs at home.

fried eggs by Herbie Herbruck August 29, 2003

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

Two meanings::
(1) What you say to a friend (female/male) when you don't wanna hook up.

(2) What you say to a friend(female/male) when you do wanna hook up but dont wanna to seem so eager, when in all reality you are.

(1) "I've always liked you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship"

I don't want to ruin our friendship by Gino July 11, 2004

National embarrass your friends day 

October 29th is national embarrass your friends day. On this day, you can post funny, embarrassing, or cute pictures of your friends.

I'm so excited for national embarrass your friends day.

National embarrass your friends day by queeeeeenn October 29, 2019

friendvy 

When you are jealous of the number of Facebook friends someone has.

Jason is feeling major friendvy over the fact that Doug has more than 500 friends on Facebook, and he has only 95.

friendvy by sevenisgreen December 20, 2009

Friendship Barrier 

The invisible barrier that prevents one friend from asking out another friend though they may have feelings for one another.

Erick: Did you hear that Andrew is going to ask Jamie out!

Daniel: It won't happen.

Erick: Why is that?

Daniel: Andrew is going to run into the friendship barrier.

Friendship Barrier by Cleo West July 31, 2010

Friends 

Friends are ppl who dont go off with members of the opposite sex and forget u exist......

Gal 1- "ooh hes fit....byee"
Gal 2- (says nothin because her 'friend'has already ran off)

Friends by *JeLlYBaBy* May 15, 2005