Turtle time

The immediate need of a bathroom for the purpose of expelling a bowl movement which has already begun it's exit. Resembling a turtle head poking out. Reference Austin Powers as Fat Bastard in "the spy who shagged me"

I been needing to poop but can't wait any longer! It's Turtle time!

by Stygmatik November 27, 2019

The ass end of hard times

When you feel extremely sick.

His sinus infection was so bad that he said he felt like the ass end of hard times.

by Maddogg radio December 10, 2023

Time Clap

When your backhand is so powerful it transcends TIME itself

Some dumb ass robot: “I wanna time clap that guy so badly”

by My_Dixie_Rekt June 18, 2019

Mack time

To take a power nap in order to finish up strong

With only a few hours left , some of the crew decided mack time was the best option

by Bossman65 February 13, 2021

Tea Time

When a girl is on her period.

"MY girlfriend seems really irritated and annoyed right now. It must be "Tea Time"

by SpacedOutSpaceman December 12, 2018

Marley Time

A big black man who aggressively violates you while simultaneously touching himself.

"Its Marley Time"

by Dr.Rimpldfloorskin January 4, 2025

Mommy Time

A strange fetish when you act “naughty” infront of a girl and they need to punish you by sitting on your face or blow chewed up tuna fish in your face

“Oh Ally, I’ve been a very very bad boy today, you know what that means? Mommy Time!”

“Ok Cam, get the tuna and lay down in the closet while I get ready.”

by Mr Carey June 3, 2025