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Penis

Penis is a long things that males have. They use it to pee and cum all over socks,dishwashers,and more. They use their cum to make objects pregnet.
Omg did u see mommy and daddy having sex? I saw daddys penis hehe
You are 11 years old emma!
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penis

when you have nothing to say during text so you respond with penis
guy 1: "I think flowers are pretty neat"

guy 2: "penis"
by mewhenballs October 7, 2022
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jono penis

Large and sexy. Every girl wanna sit on it all day and night. It suits people best if there name begins with D.
His dick is so big. D... should ride it. Penis galore! Jono penis is spectacular
by Creecred22 May 9, 2017
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Penis

A hungry erect cobra, or a lusty love log
A dripping stiffer, or a rod to prod the bod and shoot its wad in the open mouthed cod. Fun to play with, fun to eat. Just don't bite. The penis is known by many names. Cock, dick, weiner, sosig, peen, wingwong, dingaling, anus pounder, and many more. Their common targets are meat sleeves, anal openings, plush toys, socks, fleshlights, and zippers
The penis is an important tool in spreading the infestation of humanity and ever increasing destruction and unnecessary stupidity that unfolds each day
by VortexMorpeko August 9, 2019
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hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.
"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"
by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023
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Peni

Much like cacti is used when multiple dicks are out. This is just another way to say dicks.
At the glory holes there was 7 peni pointing towards the one room
by Kitty257 March 6, 2019
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