Cat

Who needs therapy when you got a cat
If your sad they just get rid of it
Theres two kinds of cats NINJA and calm

ninja cats attack you when you don't annoy them but calm cats attack you when you annoy them.. guess you can call it acat on titan haha.. im not funny

cats are not a solid they are liquid

by Pikachulovespuppys October 2, 2021

mexican cat walk

when you go to taco bell at 3 am and slowly walk in and steal all the tacos and then voilantly shit in there toilet with out flushing and leaving it for the employesin the morning

yeah i gave that taco bell down the street the mexican cat walk

by mr georgy the handgun October 10, 2023

CAT BUTT RUT LAPPER

ANALINGUS and RECTALINGUS.

On the YEAR OF THE CAT I heard this CAT BUTT RUT LAPPER really went to TOWN and got into some DEEP SHIT STEW eventually as some indiscriminately.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 2, 2021

cat

Small animal which was popular in YouTube in 2005-2010

Do you see that wild cat?

by solakia March 5, 2020

fat cat threeway

A man using sunglass lanyards on 2 women while inserting from behind.

Come here girls... we’re having a fat cat threeway.

by Thatbitchagain.... July 1, 2019

Warrior cats animated

When you shove a twisted tales of Felix the cat vhs/dvd up your ass

I did a Warrior cats animated

by Smm2lover29383837454363 February 15, 2024

taking the cat for a walk

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend but she is not in the mood.

Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*

by Excessive Sharting April 2, 2017