double-cousin

1- Aunt (parent's sister)'s child and uncle (other parent's brother)'s child simultaneously.
2- Living being that has zero parents and four grandparents in common with another living being.

Double-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Double Diddle

To masturbate with both hands.

"I asked her to send me a pic where she's diddling herself, and she told me she wouldn't have a free hand."
" Oh, she must double diddle."

by sangreazul July 21, 2016

Double-faced entendre

Coined by Oliver tree, this phrase refers to a person who has 2 separate polar opposite personalities, an “angelic” side and a “demonic” side, basically meaning a good and bad side.

“I thought she was amazing but I was only seeing the first face of her double-faced entendre”

by SentToSpace June 23, 2021

San Diego Double Fuck

When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.

Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."

by paycheckbingus November 6, 2023

double-cousin

1- Child of parent’s full sister and of other parent’s full brother at the same time.
2- Child of paternal aunt (father's sister) and of maternal uncle (mother's brother) at the same time.
3- Child of maternal aunt (mother's sister) and of paternal uncle (father's brother) at the same time.
4- Nibling (biological) of mother and of father at the same time.
5- Two parents's nibling.
6- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and four grandparents in common.
7- Double-first-cousin.
8- Double-1C.

My double-cousin is a good person.

by Peter12369 October 21, 2021

Double Memetration

Killing two memes with one stone. You’ve got one thing to say, but need to hit them with that duality.

Have you seen that video on twitter“Michael Jackson *but Miranda cosgrove*: *Electricity I might die” . Total double memetration.

You total pull a double memetration. When you’re a straight dude that’s tired and horny. “Two Birds, One cup”

The US is in total double memetration. You know your president sucks when Cheetos®️ Retweets “You’re Fired!” .

by tap-dncr22 March 29, 2019

Double bullets

Both middle fingers raised, a signal of serious complaint or derision

That guy charged me $400 bucks for the filter in my car, Double Bullets to that - mIm mIm - I say.

by Cc38su October 15, 2015