burying the cat

Female {masturbation by insertion of an object.

Leslie: "Hi Kristy. I thought I'd call to see what you're up to."
Kristy: "Well, Tom is gone on a fishing trip, so I've been burying the cat for four hours . . .".

by Robbster October 20, 2017

dry as a cats throat

when something is ass dry as a cats throat

gosh darnit this pussy is as dry as a cats throat
(2021 award winner for most used phrase closely followed by “fuck these niggas” by albert einstein

by THECOONs December 11, 2023

Cat

Superior to dogs

🐱🐱🐱🛐🛐🛐

Man I love my cat

by DarkfoxOwO December 1, 2021

Dead Cat

Smelly untrimmed vagina hair.

"Man when I dragged that vietnamese hooker home she had a massive dead cat I had to dig through to even find the hole."

by TKMG March 8, 2024

happy as a cut cat

When a cat is cut and has no balls and can roam and do other cats

They was happy as a cut cat when they got there groceries for free

by Slickwhistle August 2, 2022

cat

The most intelligent picker in the world

this cat followed the most amazing person ever

by catinthetree February 11, 2024

Cat

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW:gasp:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Cat do be meowing.

by Cat do be meow April 30, 2023