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bro you just use the urban dictionary to look up urban dictionary
by henry stickmin123 December 29, 2020
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People who make dumb as Urban Dictionary terms involving Donald Trump so they can feel superior to everyone by having people money shot effection all over their dumb, cunt face.
" Hey man, all these people are trying to make a Urban Dictionary " Funny ". He's not the greatest, but holy shit can they shut the fuck up?"
" Nah man, this is 2020, comedy's dead and we killed it."
by It's me, a guy December 29, 2020
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Urban dictionary is something that partially made me unholy and the bitch I am today like this if you agree .
Friend ,” hey look at this I found in the urban dictionary!”
Me ,” that ... Thing made me a bitch .... No.”
by Insert meme ..... December 30, 2020
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A website where everyone’s horny and disgusting all the time. It’s a challenge not to find jokes about sex, or terms of sexual activity. If you don’t know what this website is, don’t use this place for any actual definitions. You have been warned.
Somebody: I’m gonna go on urban dictionary to find some definitions for my report. Let me search up “desire.”
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)

Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.

Someone: I give up.
by DrKoneko December 31, 2020
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Urban dictionary

You clicked on the wrong link probably... Meant to get to the home of urban dictionary but clicked the definition, what an idiot.
I'ma go check on urban dictionary my home place to roast people

Oh wait, I'ma idiot I didn't click on the first link.
by Ocaink Boi January 2, 2021
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Some stupid ass site for stupid ass people to write and read stupid ass shit.
by Damney January 5, 2021
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