Granola Sex

It’s like normal sex but you eat a granola bar during it

“Just had granola sex with my boyfriend”
“Wow you’re so cool, I wish I could have granola sex”

by GayTrashCan February 22, 2022

Butt sex

Something you do with the boys every saturday

Homie 1: “ayo it’s Saturday, lets have butt sex”

Homie 2: “fuck daddy, ok”

by Pussyfooting2000 July 17, 2021

Sex Diet

When you take a break from sex because you're a straight up whore

"I've been fucking a ton of guys lately, I think I'm going to go on a sex diet"

by _nerd July 25, 2016

sex paralyzed

When your body becomes paralyzed/you can't move due to the effects of an outstanding orgasm

Boy: Go get me a sandwich, I can't move.

Girl: Why not?

Boy: I'm sex paralyzed

by eatmyboxers February 26, 2012

Sex Piss

Replacement for Jizzum, Spunk, Cum or Ejaculate.

Often used be people who are attempting to speak about sex but find the whole topic quite crude. Commonly used amongst grandmothers and 40 year virgins

'Jon's sex piss went all over Pepe's jacket.'
'Jon sex pisses every time he rides Gloria.'
'Mushrooms and Bananas make Jon sex piss in his pants'

by kirkman1908 November 25, 2020

Sex and drugs

Urban Dictionary's 2 favourite things

UD sure loves sex and drugs

by WILODR April 26, 2023

sex badger

What you call the guy sat next to you in the balance room when you want his attention.

Oh dan you sex badger, tell me one of them stories about germany.

by theguysatnexttosexbadger February 7, 2014