Poop Nut

A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.

I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.

by kek sovereignty combat program July 16, 2023

let my nuts drag

a phrase used when you have been doing some big dawg shit.

i let my nuts drag at work these past few months. boss man noticed and gave me a raise🦍

by emolga22 July 17, 2023

Nut Shell-shock

The act of beating it so hard, once you finish it is hard to concentrate on things other than what you were doing.

Person 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Person 2: Huh..? Sorry I'm in nut shell-shock right now.

by TheGamingPop July 19, 2023

slay deez nuts

To do someone's nuts, or in other words, a blowjob

Person 1: Guess what, I passed
Person 2: SLAYYYY
Person 1: How about you slay deez nuts

by ThatNigeriasian July 23, 2023

Deez Nuts

A word often used by squirrels identifying another squirrel named Dee

Squirrel 1: Man i'm starving

Squirrel 2: Hey! How about lets gobble up Dee's nuts!

Squirrel 1: Aww yeah! I'm sure he won't mind right m8?

Ligma(also a squirrel): ....

You know the biggest peanuts and delicious in the town? Deez Nuts!

by Nothing out of the ordinary July 24, 2023

Deez nuts

The pinnacle of human comedy, millions of years of evolution, survival, building a community then a kingdom, then, being all over the world, conquering mount everest, flying to the moon, all of this resulted in one thing.
Deez nuts.

"Hey dude you wanna go hang out" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"You're going to a mental hospital" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person

by Hydramadness312 July 28, 2023

Flex nuts

While often used derogatorily against others as an accusation of hyper masculine overcompensation, when used in the first person it indicates a willingness to forcibly overcome an overwhelming challenge or highly favored opponent through the use of ones ego.

Mike always trying to flex nuts around school but nobody scared.

Don't matter how many friends you bring, your whole little Gaggle of followers can eat shit. I flex nuts son. Come at me.

by Joshamaphone July 29, 2023