my new character

my new character's whole deal that he's chill guy a lowkey dont give a fuck

guy1:do u like my new character?
guy2: huh?
guy1: hes a chill guy and lowkey don't gaf

by ligmasigma September 17, 2024

new demands

When you don't like a girl anymore and you have to raise your standards to a higher level.

"Yo, you still like that girl?"
"Nah bruh, I have New Demands"

by Frfr26 March 13, 2019

New Nick

The guy who leaves the group to play pretend promotion , then comes back to eat meals with the group , and doesn't pay.

Did he pay for breakfast?
No , he's the new Nick.
Ok , cunt

by CaptainMick October 16, 2021

Spiffy News

Spiffy news is a youtube channel created by entrepreneur Ryan Lutness. They are known for Making short news skits and satire super hero movies.

Spiffy News Bjorn Boy has over 200 subscribers.

by BigGuyOfTHETown October 05, 2019

New Haven

Home to Yale University, the #1 College in America, also where all the bad bitches and future world leaders reside. Haters (Harvard) call it Big Bro, Lovers call it the Dirty Have.

New Haven is 100x better than Cambridge!

by Peter “Big Pete” Salovey June 26, 2024

Fag (new)

1. (Noun) Someone who is incapable of acknowledging the dystopian society that is currently present.
2. (Noun) A medically inferior, indoctrinated IT person, with early stages of balding, blindly defends corrupt corporations.
3. (Noun) A Big Brother worshipper.

Note: No longer used as a derogatory term against gays/lesbians.

Amanda: "I tried to kindly explain to my date that the world we live in is not what it seems - he just squealed and called me a conspiracy theorist!"
Kylie: "Oh, he's just another weak-spermed, brainwashed FAG."
Amanda (whispering): "Hey, we're in a gay bar - please don't use that term!"
Kylie: "Oh, my bad. Didn't you know? Go on Urban Dictionary and search the word, 'Fag (new)'!"

by derogatoryTheDestroyer October 25, 2023

New York yankee

When two guys, one named Vinny and the other Sal, jerk each other off while chanting “Jeter...Jeter...Jeter”

Some baseball fans like to do the New York yankee

by Buffy Boston October 23, 2018