new polynomers

the worst and also a dry server

person 1: hey have you seen new polynomers?
me: im banned for basically not reading the rules and the place is that dry

by guyforsomereason August 29, 2025

New Word

a word added to the Urban Dictionary by a random person

A new word is being added at this moment by Carlie Jensen Rocherty.

by Starscale May 6, 2021

new word

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by Popularscumbag December 17, 2019

New England Blizzard

When your walking outside and then it starts to snow, and then it doesn't stop for like a month.

Thanks to New England Blizzards, I barely have school in the winter.

by Young Jamal December 12, 2017

new word

my names viola and i wanted to make a word but i didnt know what to do so i just said new work- ps im so special

omg i am so cool new word

by fillyhasadhd June 9, 2023

New Lease On Life

a substantially improved prospect of life or use after rejuvenation or repair. Mainly used whenever someone is arguing with someone and they get all cranky

Zilkon: "Dont argue with me."
Drifter: "No."
Zilkon: "I'll make you wake up tomorrow with a new lease on life if u keep arguing with me 🙎"

by Utaken2underscores January 3, 2024

new jersey sponge

The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.

Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.

Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.

by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020