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Shivering Nuts

When your so scared, that your love sacks start shaking up your swimmers to wake em' up.
Dude that movie was so scary! My wife was playing with my Wiggler Jigglers, and she noticed my Shivering Nuts.
by genemutant November 7, 2023
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Blue conned nut

A leftist that believes any and all woes especially violent mob actions comes from conservatives or those that don’t fit in their assigned social roles as per the leftist philosophies
L: The police caused this riot

Friend speaking reason: don’t be a blue conned nut they tried to save a kid being held hostage
by Nightbard March 7, 2021
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Fluffy Nutted Erection

When your erection gets a cottony/pus filled substance on the head from all that gonorrhea from your neighbors ex-girlfriend.
Mike: Dude, she just fluffy nutted your ass.
John: Damn straight. I got a fluffy nutted erection for life.
by randomgirl182 October 9, 2012
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Hog Nut

A large pinch of snuff, dip, or chewing tobacco
Johnny: “Hey bubba let me get a dip”
Earl: “you need a hog nut for that bottom lip
by Longhead69 December 2, 2023
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spider nut

by Peeweedle February 22, 2017
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Nut-bag

A nut-bag is a fucking loser that can’t go a week without playing with there penis or watching porn
There are two examples: wow that guy over there is a nut-bag or you can say that guy over there is a Kenny
by Nut-bag November 22, 2021
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hangover nut

Half-hearted masturbation the morning after a bender with the hope that jerking to completion will somehow help alleviate the symptoms of your hangover.
Q: Damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?

A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.
by Connie Linquos March 12, 2014
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