National cum day

Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever
Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us
by Probably a doctor September 11, 2021
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National Cum Day

February 24th is National cum day. Either from urself or another girl. No guys.
Yo it’s February 24th, we have to cum it’s National cum day
by Jdunzo December 08, 2024
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Cum-sponge

Used when referring to a girl who has a lot of unprotected sexual adventures.
"Gwendoline has become quite the cum-sponge as of late"
"You will be my cum-sponge for a 24 hour period"
by th3piedpiper January 08, 2016
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Cum Bruise

The contusion left on the one’s body after an speedy or over-zealous ejaculation.
“I’m not taking you to church with that Cum Bruise on your face.”
by nottravis March 10, 2024
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Power Cumming

When you cum so hard it sprays through your pants.
hey man, that girl zoey was power cumming all over her room.
by aidanandcleo March 17, 2020
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power cumming

A man jizzing in a young guys face and mouth, with the man:
-having a much larger dick than the young guy
-being much older than the young guy
-being much taller than the young guy
This is done with the man being completely naked and the young guy being fully clothed. It can be practised while the man stands and the young guy kneels down or the young guy laying on his back with the man riding on his chest. Also this act should be practised in silence - but moaning is permitted. In some cases the powercum ist initiated by the man peeing in the young guys face and mouth.
Werner was power cumming on his neighbours son while his wife was asleeep in their bedroom.
by The pcman December 07, 2019
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cum seat

A type of seat that is easily reached Incase of a fat nut bust.
Bro I was looking everywhere and I couldn't find the cum seat
by Lildickerdickydick March 01, 2016
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