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cum

when your pee is sticky and white
by wfjherufihr January 25, 2022
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Cum

Cum is the milk that gets outta yo 2 inches dick when you get fucked by a dirty ass girl.
Emily is sucking Bobs dick. She swallows it all up waiting for cum. Bob puts his 2 inches dick in her ass. They wombo wombo each others. Bouncing onto each others while Bobs dick barely enters. He puts dirty Porn on the tv to get his 2 inches dick hard. It becomes 31 inches and absolutely destroys the shit out of Emily. It is hard as stone. Emily gets it out her anus and starts sucking it only a little bit as it is very big and hard. Bob takes Emily's hair and makes her swallow it all the way to his balls. Cum gets out. Emily has been fed. Bob is still masturbating onto Emily's head so that she gets more food. More cum gets out. Cum. Emily is full of cum. Bob made her pregnant. Bob is 47 while Emily is 12. She is officially pregnant.
by Rouquin300 October 22, 2023
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Cum-squirter

wow James, you have one sexy cum-squirter there
by wrankledon June 9, 2018
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cum

by anonymous September 24, 2022
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Cum

White suff coming out of the wiener on your body.
by Apache Helicopter June 7, 2021
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cum guzzling whore

When ur wife is sleeping with ur first ex wife’s current husband.
You are nothing but a cheating cum guzzling whore!!!
by PISSED OFF EX HUSBAND!!!!!! September 12, 2020
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The Throngler and Big Cum

Two of the most legendary crustaceans to ever walk the earth, we mortals did not deserve to stand by as witnesses. Eventually imprisoned and locked away by human greed and gluttony at a local Tops Friendly Market where they were left to rot. However, they were saved by the Spirit of Fishmas, and rescued from their tank. Unfortunately, this wasn't the freedom they expected, as they were immediately forced to fight each other to the death, and ultimately succumbed to death by a boiling pot containing scorching water and lemon butter sauce.
Anthony: "Are you ready to watch The Throngler and Big Cum fight?!"
JD: "Hell yeah I am, I got $20 riding on The Throngler!"
by AFellowMalaysian December 5, 2024
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