Double Negative

When two bros that are related want to be gay it’s cool because the gay and incest cancel each other out.

Listen bro, I really want to touch wieners but we’re cousins

No bro, it’s totally cool. Double negative!

by NutTote October 10, 2022

double breakfast

An Italian way to express joy about something, usually not joyful things.

If Silvio Berlusconi dies I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.

If Silvio Berlusconi wakes up cold I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.

by gingiacringia October 17, 2021

Dave's Double

When a man wine and dine's a woman with Wendy's fast food, and then proceeds to give said woman many subsequent orgasms.

"Hey man, I'm gonna go give Candance a Dave's Double".

by HeelaJameson April 23, 2021

Double Bern team

When 2 people that both have "Bern" in their names telepathically communicate with each other and accidentally plan to tease the crap out of you for something, especially when all 3 of you are very close friends. Usually works between Bernard , Bernie , Bernadette , etc

Dude my 2 closest friends are Bernard and Bernadette. Do you understand how much ****ing double Bern teaming I get abused by?

by crayrey June 18, 2020

Double Duplex

Ok where do I start, a kid who thinks he is the best when he is only a tramp who’s bedroom faces a school window so he can find a little friend to play and talk to

You heard of that that Double Duplex guy? Nah, neither have I

by myztfy April 13, 2019

double-half-uncle

1- Half-brother of mother and of father at the same time.
2- Son of maternal grandmother (mother's mother) and of paternal grandfather (father's father) at the same time.
3- Son of paternal grandmother (father's mother) and of maternal grandfather (mother's father) at the same time.

My double-half-uncle is a good person.

by Peter12369 October 21, 2021

double yapper

In the game of Bags, when one bag is bordering the hole and a second bag knocks both of them in.

The double yapper was not enough to win the game.

by pelle989 July 9, 2010