Your mom

Who I had sex with last night

I had sex with your mom

by I eat poop 69 February 23, 2022

Get Mommed

To perform a sexual act with a friend's mother.

Dude, tonight I'm totally going to Get Mommed by Jake's mom!

by crazycottonball October 9, 2009

Your mom

I like your mom :)

Wow I really like your mom!!!

by Idoweed January 12, 2022

Ur mom

to defy someone in style

person 1:it is cool !
person2:like Ur mom oooooooooo!

by kam d man February 2, 2022

mom gayyy

A word used by children when they run out of insults

Your mom gayyy Kyle. I slapped her boobies shes a bad lady.

by Breadrinbreadbin November 25, 2019

Ur mom

1. A slang word typically used to insult another person's mother.
2. The sexiest woman alive.

Guy 1: Hey, did you he fucked your mom last night?
Guy 2: My mom is dead.

by Dr. 2z November 7, 2021

Your mom

A common joke defining the communist who lives in every childs home (unless your adopted.)
She normaly is considered fat, ugly, or stupid in such jokes.

Guy 1: Yo how long until we go home?
Guy 2: Your Mom!
(It doesnt make sense.)

by HeyVsause February 20, 2019