mormon chili dog

When you are having Mormon butt sex with a Mormon girl before marriage so she can retain her vaginial virginity, and you pull out too soon. Immediately wiping the excess fecal matter across a picture of Landon Malasky.
I brought my Mormon girlfriend home and we did a Mormon chili dog. Guess I'm gonna need a new framed pictur of Landon.
by Pusscrusher September 20, 2017
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hot dog specialist

That kid eating the paste is total hot dog specialist
by Adw July 1, 2007
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dog whistle politics

The use of code words in political campaigning or speechmaking. Coded language appears to mean one thing to the general population but has a different or more specific meaning for a targeted subgroup of the audience.
“We grow good people in our small towns, with honesty, sincerity, and dignity," Sarah Palin.
Dog Whistle Politics translation to racists: White people are safe and those elitists who have Muslim names and work in cities, aka Obama, are dangerous.
by portend March 1, 2009
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dog eating dwarf

a word to describe filipinos, pinoys, pinos, philipinos, blah blah blah.
by Boobs. January 11, 2008
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charleston chili dog

When a man and a woman engage in a sexual act and the man takes a dump on the woman's chest, then proceeds to titie fuck the woman.
cam: Yo dude, i heard that sam and megan had a charleston chili dog!
dave: Word? i knew she was a freak!
by FatC February 24, 2009
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Hot Dog On A Stick

An extremely intensive sexual position requiring a great deal of strength, endurance, and determination. To begin, the woman inserts her pinky finger into the man's urethra (pee hole) and proceeds to hoist him above her head using only that finger. All of the man's weight should be centered on his pee hole/her pinky to experience the most stimulation. At this juncture, the man forces (forcefully) a clear, flexible tube into his buttholey, causing as much irreparable damage to his sphincter as is appropriate. By now, poop should be flowing freely through the tube and out the other end. If aimed correctly, the hot poo should fall directly onto the woman's face, blinding her instantaneously. Then both parties cum all over each other. A lot.
Ever since I hot dog on a sticked with Martha, I haven't been able to achieve satisfactory pee pee pressure!
by Smoke Manmuscle July 29, 2008
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Where My Dogs At?

A new funny as hell show on mtv2, starring that dude from Saturday Night Live. A story about Buddy and Woof (a beagle dog and a bulldog) travel through Hollywood,California in search of a way to get to New Jersey and find Buddy's owner. On the way they poke fun at celeberties in very humorus satire.
Where My Dogs At? episode two: Buddy and Woof do the Movie Awards

Sway: Yo, this is Sway, coming to you live at the MTV awards with a very sopitscated-looking 50 Cent

50 Cent: Ha, Ha yeah well, Im not interested in being a superficial THUG, you know what i'm saying, that's why I got my videogame: Bulletproof, my movie about how I got shot 9 times is now now DVD, AND this 50 Cent collecters cup which is available at shizno sandwiches. Mention my name get 50 cents off, ya heard, ha ha
by Da Master K July 5, 2006
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