dirty cheese curd

A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.

Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”

by Davey Fakename August 17, 2023

Cumttage cheese

The milky white mixture that results from mixing cum with hand lotion causing it to curdle.

Damn it my cum mixed with the hand lotion again and I have to clean all this cumttage cheese

by TheDr.4527 January 18, 2021

gorilla cheese sandwich

A funny mistaken use of the word gorilla.

It's supposed to be *grilled* cheese sandwich.

But uh yeah...

Person 1: I just made myself a gorilla cheese sandwich!
Person 2: A what?? Don't you mean *grilled*?
Person 1: Yeah whatever, same thing.

by UD.ElmoBear August 08, 2023

gorilla cheese sandwich

A purposeful boneappletea (Bone Apple Tea) of *Grilled* Cheese Sandwich.

Person 1: I'm making myself a gorilla cheese sandwich!
Person 2: A what? Don't you mean *grilled* cheese sandwich?

by UD.ElmoBear August 08, 2023

Juju cheese

A deity that gives favors to humans.

I need help juju cheese

by Chemmax April 30, 2021

Pedestrian Grilled Cheese

When you take one slice of pepperjack cheese and one slice of Colby Jack cheese and put it on a bitch’s tits and walk your cock and balls across her chest

Yo did u pedestrian grilled cheese that shawty last night or what?

by Sandyclams January 16, 2024

Cheese Whiz

Refers to farting when you pee.

Guy1: Jesus! Who just cut the cheese?
Guy2: I did! I'm taking a piss! I always fart when I piss!
Guy1: I sometimes do too! It's called a cheese whiz!

Guy1: Yours stinks worse then mine! I gettin the fuck outa here!

by nignog Larry Major at WIPRO January 21, 2024