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Love Window

A fold of excessive fat that droops over the genitalia. Must be 'opened' before the commencement of love-making.
"Ah Beatrice, it's getting rather warm in here. Shall I open my love window?"
by Dangerscouse April 19, 2014
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unconditional Love

so-called 'christians' hilariously point to John 3:16 as 'proof' of their God's 'UNCONDITIONAL love' - "For God so 'loved' the world, that he gave his only begotten 'son' - THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM..." stop right there - DOES ANYONE SEE THE CONDITION? i capitalized it for the slow ones... so this so-called 'loving' 'god' apparently won't terrorize you for Eternity if you believe that having his 'son' maniacally crucified somehow PROVES his 'unconditional love' for you (as long as you BELIEVE the fairy tale)... you have to truly be INSANE to believe such a convoluted absurdity...

to be 'IN Love' is a contradiction... One cannot be IN Oneness - One can only BE Love / BE Oneness... to 'be IN the ocean' (you + ocean = SEPARATION) is vastly different than 'Being the Ocean (only Ocean = Oneness)...

the incessant cultural brain-washing tells us that 'being IN love' is actually a notch above the normalized 'love', and is directed at one special person you are having sex with - and hence this extreme attachment you are in fact creating, actually has the potential to MAKE LOVE... if that doesn't make you laugh until it hurts - you either have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever or your ability to THINK CRITICALLY has been totally co-opted by patriarchy... sex is truly TRULY ANTITHETICAL to Love - and the sooner we understand that sex is the root cause of most of the insanity on Earth (overpopulation), the sooner Earth begins healing from the insanity of civilization...
unconditional Love is BLIND... when the sense of distinction and separation is absent, you may call it Love - everything else is simply varying degrees of attachment...
by dragonfly dreams November 1, 2022
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Love pat

A firm, open-palmed slap on a woman’s behind (generally demonstrated by their significant others.) Can also refer to a gentle touch on the opposite gender’s shoulder.
“Digging the Rock Revivals.” - Nick

Thank you so much! You should give me a love pat on the booty!” - Kelsey
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
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Love, Victor

A spin-off series— produced for the streaming service Hulu— that follows Victor Salazar, a Puerto Rican-Colombian-American teen who questions his sexual orientation and has an internal conflict about who/what he likes, not to mention dealing with a conservative Latinx family.
A. Have you seen Love, Victor?

B. No. What’s that?

A. It’s this show on Hulu about a kid who goes to the same school as Simon from Love, Simon and starts to chat with Simon looking for help.
by ThisnAmeMitebeTaken January 9, 2021
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love sweat

The sweat you make when making love.
That’s our love sweat from last night on the pillows.
by Please Pepper May 22, 2018
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Club love

Stripper love. When you in love wit a stripper.
Bout to get some club love.
by Stripper sally February 17, 2017
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Badger Love

The love of badgers badger

the act of loving badgers beastafelia
badger love - if it aint gay, its ok!!

I love badgers...especially ones by the sea
by Hi-Ho-Horho December 25, 2008
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