best friend

Someone that loves you for who you are.

Oshaani is my best friend. I love you bestfriend

by yowaddup6969 March 16, 2019

friends with benefoots

Used to describe a warm-hearted acquaintance who allows you access to his "soles and cute ten" anytime you wish. Ideal for someone with a foot-fetish and frequent feelings of loneliness/depression, since giving a good friend a foot-rub can work wonders to cheer the person up (well, of course, it can often work both ways, also).

Being on a "friends with benefoots" relationship with someone is the perfect "happy medium" when you crave "closeness" with the other person, but at the same time you are trying to avoid doing anything that could likely cause concern to the person's family or other friends.

by QuacksO March 19, 2019

Jake Has No Friends

When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0

The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.

While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"

by OwlieSaunder December 14, 2018

Friends

Something you will never have or understand.

You have no friends.

by iPutTheBiInBitch December 15, 2018

Friend credit

A currency system backed by the virtues of good dudeliness rather than a physical denomination, typically used to express a reaction to the act of a good bro's motives and endeavors. Abbreviated as "fc".

Bro #1: "Dudes, I can't chill tonight. My mom's in the ER."
Bro #2: "That's whack bro. I thought we were boys. -2fc"
Bro #3: "-5 friend credits"
Bro "1: *cries silently in a corner*

by Goodbro69 December 16, 2018

Friends

Friends are people who like each other's company and they talk to each other about their lives. There doesn't have to be a want for a relationship for two people to be friends.

"I met a guy and we've been talking! We're good friends."

by Teatay December 27, 2018

friend

A person who says that they are there for you but switches up. Someone who knows allot about you but quick to blackmail you. A person that in the long run can't be trusted.

Oh that's my "friend"

by Big_dick_willie December 29, 2018