cat

its a cat (:

hey look! its a cat!

by TurtleyPup October 24, 2025

fyoozhn's cat

it's like schrödinger's cat, but it never dies because fyoozhn isn't an evil bastard.

Wow! I'm so glad that no cats were harmed in the thought experiment of fyoozhn's cat.

by fyoozhn October 30, 2025

Cat Tongue

A dry hand job

Shirley and I were having fun until she gave me a cat tongue

by Blazer Caybo November 13, 2025

Corndog cat

A mystical creature found on Instagram Reels or TikTok. It also may or may not be a photoshopped cat on a corndog.

We just ran into corndog cat. He was flying on an eagle.

by Corporatedrawer December 1, 2025

glitch cat

someone that frequently greens people out with odd behavior

Did you see him get kicked out of the bar for creeping girls out, he’s such a glitch cat.

by NLDM245 December 4, 2025

Cat bath

The act of going down on a girl who hasn't showered, effectively cleaning her with your tongue.

"Tracy and I hooked up but that thing stank,"
"Did you eat her out?"
"Yeah, I gave that bitch a cat bath. She's clean now!"

by JayAllousir December 13, 2025

The Black Cat Theory

The depth of darkness—that is, Blackness in cats and humans—is often the target of hate, treated as unlucky, dangerous, or unlovable (i.e., socially devalued or feared). This prejudice echoes, extending into other areas such as clothing, housing, or cultural expression, instead of being recognized for what it truly is: a force that cancels any pseudo-light (false, superficial, or performative forms of “goodness”). It exists as its antithesis, with heightened awareness—forcing the fool to confront a reality not of its own making and realize it stands on a lower staircase than the darkness. This reaction is not about reality, but about societal bias, superstition, delusion, and fear (the mechanisms by which perceived inferiority is projected).

“She’s the only black girl here. Always quiet too probably angry. Let’s not talk to her.” - The Black Cat Theory

by Vslbyss December 19, 2025