Jack

A god with a goliath penis, its so big that it makes people gay. They drool over his massive cock and wish that it belonged to them

Jacks giant horse cock is desirable by all.

by Oliver Charles Brown February 6, 2023

Jack

A retard ass nigger that was likely raped when he was young. If you want your child to be an absolute retard, and quadruple the likelihood they will be raped by an uncle, naming them Jack is your #1 choice! The uncles of jacks are usually not reported, and many experts do not see the correlation between the name and rapings, however, closer inspection upon instances of unreported rapes suggests that most Jacks enjoy being raped, and chooses not to report so they can be raped in the future. In some rare cases, Jacks will attempt to reach more pedophiles through their uncles.

Bob: “Hey do you know Jack?”
Alex: “oh that retard ass nigger who’s asshole diameter is 45cm?”

by Eva Elfie October 16, 2024

Covid Paper Jacked

When someone steals your stash of toilet paper you horded during the corona virus outbreak.

I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.

by Jimmapp March 16, 2020

Jack

The sweetest guy on planet earth has very curly hair and a s part of a band known as why don't we BTW he is aka noodle head Jack

Jacks my bae

by Why don't we fam January 8, 2018

Slacking and Jack

the act of putting something off (usually skipping a class) to go masturbate

Friend 1: "dude where were you? there was a math test that was 90% of our grade!"
Friend 2: "Oh I was slacking and jacking"
Friend 1: "oh ok that makes sense"

by Viperlord#0382 November 25, 2022

Jack

All round a good guy very funny. everyone likes him and he gets simped for and simps alot for every one.

Person 1:her comes jack
Pesron 2:dont you know he simps for u

by hut231435 March 17, 2022

MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!

The sentence no-one wants to hear!

The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...

MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!

by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022