Cats

A fluffy and adorable mammal with fucking knives in its feet and are actually THE SPAWN OF FUCKING SATAN

Cats are adorable but odd creatures who are very two-faced

by Just a lonely thing May 29, 2021

Cat Dick

Old military term for Vienna sausage

Are they still serving horse cock and cat dick on the ship?

by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023

cats

assholes

cats are assholes

by kaprepop April 28, 2022

Cat

Badass motherfucking leaders that will rule the world one day.

The cat is coming!

by MeowKing999995 May 30, 2018

cat in the basement

A simple oxymoronic paradox

If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen

by Sexydimma May 16, 2016

Cat Noir

THE HOTTEST CAT IN THE WHOLE WORLD HE IS SO FINE I WANNA MARRY HIM

Car Car Bird: OMG EVERYONE IM DATING CAT NOIR
Me: BITCH IMA SLAP YOU HES MINE
Car Car Bird: AHHHH FINE U CAN HAVE HIM
Me: YASSSSS

by ✨Byerssss✨ June 5, 2022

The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).

Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"

by Archbishop of the night times May 8, 2011