Cum

Canada
United states
Mexico

person 1: i have family in cum (canada united states mexico
person 2: i love cum (canada united states mexico)

American patriot: I love cUm ( Canada UNITED STATES, mexico)

by igotcovid3timesandimvaccinated February 11, 2022

Cum

A common type of vanilla cream that's used as icing on pussies

Girl: cum in me~
Man: $1.2 for another shot

by Zeph'ron February 11, 2022

Cum

Cum is the act of kissing your grandma.

I’m going to cum bro

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 12, 2022

Whiskey cum

When someone drinks too much and cannot achieve organism during inter course.

I took 1 too many shots of tequila and could not bust a nut for the life of me. “Sorry baby, I totally have whiskey cum”

by Rfits79 February 12, 2022

Cum Assasination

When a guy unexpectedly & with no warning blows his load on a girl.
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My girl was on the computer & I hit her on her face with the funniest cum assasination but she is really pissed!

by Talented_Tongue February 13, 2022

Cum Sucking Fagwads

The new generation of douche bags who are writing the definitions for urban dictionary and are being too literal and completely unfunny and should definitely stop adding/editing or should ensure that their entries are humerous

Cum Sucking Fagwads should make sure urban dictionary definitions are funny!

by The Bad Ass Mother Fucker Crit September 7, 2021

berries and cum

berries and cum is a ritual when a man with mommy issues eats berries while masturbating and cums on them while screaming "UR MOM" afterward he might do the little lad dance.

"yesterday was so fun! i went to the water park!"
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother doing the berries and cum ritual."

by pizzarollsnorter September 9, 2021