A long cylinder that you once sucked at a sleepover and now the owner barely interacts with you, not even bothering viewing your Instagram stories because he's a man whore and a fucking 5.9 incher bitch, who then goes and tells your friends about how you begged him for it when actually he's the one that was literally saying "just do it" (you were hesitant but ultimately gave in). Then a month later, texts you and says he wants to go for another round but you deny because he lost his fucking chance and also you dont want it ruining your friendship like the last time it happened.
Person 1: ok I'll suck your penis
Person 2 (man whore): good boy
3 months later
Person 1: Fuck you bitch jokes on you cause you mean nothing to me and Im finally getting over you so haha
Man whore: wanna try again?
Person 1: no I'm sorry (is thrown back to square one, needing to get over him all over again
Person 2 (man whore): good boy
3 months later
Person 1: Fuck you bitch jokes on you cause you mean nothing to me and Im finally getting over you so haha
Man whore: wanna try again?
Person 1: no I'm sorry (is thrown back to square one, needing to get over him all over again
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Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.
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Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome
Girl: ...so a grower?
Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome
Girl: ...so a grower?
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